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Old Jan 07, 2006, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #1
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Default High fructose corn syrup (the extremely offtopic rant)

Why is everything corn syrupy... I hate when drinks are all sticky and thick.

I usually drink Tropicana Orange Juice or Mott's apple juice or Ocean spray cranberry juice. Anything that doesn't have that syrupy feel like maple syrup.

That said, why do people drink soda so much >_>

It has no benefit: makes you get gas, has high sugar, empty calories, and explodes if you shake it.
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #2
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Because:
1. It tastes good to many people
2. most soda contains caffeine, which most people are inadvertently addicted to
3. It doesn't really have that syrupy feel, no more than say, orange juice (thats at least what i think)
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00   #3
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It's legal beer for the younger people
I like cocai-- I mean coca cola myself
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35   #4
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lol shame on you chris. and u just got favor of the mods as well. dang i want my own title.. hmm that would be interesting what would my title be? anyways on topic (in the off topic area). ya i agree w/ master_ranger_matt it makes certain drinks taste better and also soda has caffinee that people get addicted too. simple as taht. once u are addicted to drugs u dont just stop taking em one day. thast y so many people enjoy soda and therefore corn syrup.
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 05:47 AM // 05:47   #5
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and explodes if you shake it.
Who said anything about drinking it? Tssh. The explosion is so much more fun. (shake it then try shooting with with a blowgun... or a pellet gun... or something of that nature. Oh so fun.)
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 06:17 AM // 06:17   #6
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If I could get Natchan Orange in the States, I'd give up the cola.
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26   #7
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Who said anything about drinking it? Tssh. The explosion is so much more fun. (shake it then try shooting with with a blowgun... or a pellet gun... or something of that nature. Oh so fun.)
nonoonononoo shake it, go in themiddle of the street throw it as high as you can, then move out of the way for it to explode on the floor
and if u got balls u go in the middle of the street throw it in the air and make it land on a parked car. then stand there and wait for the guy to come out, then laugh and run. or u dont wait for him to come out and u just run
thats always fun.../endrant about soda
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54   #8
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I drink v8 and water. period.
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Old Jan 07, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48   #9
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I like v8 splash more than the vegetable one. The vegetable (original one) tastes like it was just vegetable soup served cold (after being thrown into a blender).
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